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All posts tagged
social-distancing
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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December 26, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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December 26, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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October 20, 2020“Just Do This”: Tips for Teaching Hybrid Learning
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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October 9, 2020I Was Social Distancing Before It Went Mainstream, and Its Early Stuff Was Better
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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August 14, 2020How Each State Measures Six Feet of Social Distance
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July 6, 2020Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax