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All posts tagged
social-distancing
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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December 27, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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December 26, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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December 26, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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October 20, 2020“Just Do This”: Tips for Teaching Hybrid Learning
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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October 9, 2020I Was Social Distancing Before It Went Mainstream, and Its Early Stuff Was Better
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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August 14, 2020How Each State Measures Six Feet of Social Distance
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 19, 2021Pennywise Responds to Allegations of Improper Conduct
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April 19, 2021Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell
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April 19, 2021America First Policy Institute Tries to Explain “Anglo-Saxon Tradition”
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults