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sons
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July 23, 2018Family Day on Fortnite Island
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January 8, 2015Course Catalog for Children Who Can’t Get Their Heads Out of Their Asses
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November 14, 2014I Just Catfished You, Son
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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August 23, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 6, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family
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March 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 10: 5-hour Energy Shots, Threatening Truck Drivers, and Packing Both Kinds of Genitals, or, My Dad
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November 17, 2010Monologue: A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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May 14, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to Anyone Who Has Experienced My Son’s Meltdowns
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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