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September 30, 2024You Kids Don’t Understand Real Marriage
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June 11, 2024That’s the Grind, Baby, There Ain’t Nothing Like It
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July 23, 2018Family Day on Fortnite Island
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January 8, 2015Course Catalog for Children Who Can’t Get Their Heads Out of Their Asses
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November 14, 2014I Just Catfished You, Son
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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August 23, 2013An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 6, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family
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March 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 10: 5-hour Energy Shots, Threatening Truck Drivers, and Packing Both Kinds of Genitals, or, My Dad
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November 17, 2010A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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