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All posts tagged
sports
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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February 4, 2005Super Bowl Lore
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January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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December 8, 2004In the Locker Room at Halftime
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November 18, 2004I Lack the Physical Ability to Be in the NFL but I More Than Make Up for It With My Innovation in the Area of Touchdown Celebrations
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November 16, 2004Sestina: Go, You Redbirds
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October 12, 2004Nine Lessons Learned From Baseball on the Radio
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September 10, 2004Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles
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August 14, 2004Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Trade-Deadline Winners and Losers
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July 27, 2004Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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