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sports
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February 15, 2001In Lineup Form, Possible Nicknames for Semi-Popular Former and Present-Day Major League Baseball Players Using Only The Full Names of Former Catchers Who Themselves Lacked Nicknames
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January 29, 2001A Transcript Of Yesterday’s Super Bowl Halftime Show, As It Happened In A Parallel Universe That Only I Can See
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January 13, 200141 Archaic Diseases or Former Pro Football Head Coaches
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December 15, 2000What Alex Rodriguez Can and Cannot Buy With $252 Million
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December 11, 2000Words, Names, Or Phrases That Must Be Mispronounced In Order To Create The Proper Rhyme Scheme In My Epic Poem About The 1921 Boston Red Sox
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October 6, 2000Email to the Guy Who Runs the Football Pool
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February 23, 2000Best and Worst Teams in Seattle’s Weeknight Co-Rec Soccer League (Divisions 9A-9F)
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February 15, 2000Tom Landry, Existentialist, Dead at 75
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January 31, 2000If Medical Conditions Were Like Masterpiece Theater and Sporting Venues
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January 13, 2000Verbatim Biographical Highlights from the 1987 Topps Baseball Card Series
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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