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December 11, 2000

Words, Names, Or Phrases That Must Be Mispronounced In Order To Create The Proper Rhyme Scheme In My Epic Poem About The 1921 Boston Red Sox

by Kevin Canfield

Worcester

Kenesaw Mountain Landis

Renal Failure

Bildungsroman

Gotham

Despondent

Nova Scotia

Pre-Yastrzemski

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