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All posts tagged
rhymes
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July 21, 2006Playground Rhymes For The Real World
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October 25, 2005Sestina: Tina Sestina
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May 3, 2004Substitute Limericks
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March 23, 2004Possible Rhymes by Ice Cube After Being Knighted by the Queen
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July 1, 2002Almost Rhymes With Orange
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July 10, 2001Selling Seashells, Part 2: The Circus Worker And The Clown
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July 9, 2001Selling Seashells, Part 1: The Seashell Seller And The Bear
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December 11, 2000Words, Names, Or Phrases That Must Be Mispronounced In Order To Create The Proper Rhyme Scheme In My Epic Poem About The 1921 Boston Red Sox
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian