Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish.
You thought Daddy was still rich,
But I gambled on bad stocks.
Now I drink and punch the clocks.
Engine, Engine No. 9
Gets you to your job just fine.
Can’t get off the PR track.
Ever dream you’d be a flack?
Y-E-S Man is your role,
One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
You’ll rue the day you joined the Peace Corps.
Two years in Zambia lonely and depressed.
The coed that you did it for won’t even be impressed.
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
Pinot Noir or Merlot?
Cultivate your taste in vain;
It won’t obscure your marriage strain.