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poems

March 7, 2019

A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day

by Susan Harlan
December 12, 2018

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman

by Maggie Downs
October 30, 2018

Homer’s Message to the Writing Staff of The Iliad, Season 2

by Chris Marcil
October 23, 2018

Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him

by Jeremiah Budin
September 17, 2018

List: William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts

by Julie Vick
April 20, 2018

Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening

by James Drummond
April 19, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries

by Susan Harlan
December 12, 2017

Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package

by Susan Harlan
May 15, 2017

Allen Ginsberg’s “HOWL” (For Sean Spicer)

by Kevin Hadsell
April 11, 2017

The Love Song of William J. O’Reilly

by Jamie Cricks

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April 12, 2019

Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results

by Thomas Towell
January 22, 2019

Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction

by Evan Allgood
April 19, 2019

The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition

by Terry Heyman
April 17, 2019

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

by Matthew Brian Cohen

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April 24, 2019

A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg

by Evan Allgood
April 24, 2019

List: Popular Thirst Traps Throughout History

by Colin Heasley
April 24, 2019

I Am a Black Journalist Who’s Solely Commissioned to Write About Race-Based Trauma

by Christine Ochefu
April 23, 2019

Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap In the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell Into the Pit and Got Mauled

by Bob Vulfov