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August 14, 2024Lines from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” if T. S. Eliot Had Been Mentored by the Three Stooges Instead of Ezra Pound
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January 30, 2024Hi, Mr. W. B. Yeats, This Is Ciaran from IT
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June 27, 2023W. H. Auden’s “Funeral Blues (The Practical Version)”
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May 31, 2023Taylor Swift Answers Walt Whitman’s Questions
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November 29, 2022T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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