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All posts tagged
poems
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June 20, 2019Fragments From Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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October 30, 2018Homer’s Message to the Writing Staff of The Iliad, Season 2
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October 23, 2018Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him
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September 17, 2018List: William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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April 20, 2018Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
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May 15, 2017Allen Ginsberg’s “HOWL” (For Sean Spicer)
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism