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All posts tagged
poems
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January 29, 2021I’m Robby Frost and These Are My Dank Ass Poems
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January 22, 2021Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
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July 23, 2020If You Seek a COVID Test, Solve The Troll’s Riddle on Your Quest!
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July 13, 2020O, How I Miss the Nightclub!
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April 16, 2020William Blake’s “The Tyger King”
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April 7, 2020The COVID-19 Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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March 26, 2020“The Roads Not Taken”: A Robert Frost Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Poem
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March 18, 2020Online Faculty Meeting Message Thread Villanelle
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March 18, 2020Famous Lines of Poetry Revised for the Age of Coronavirus
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December 12, 2019The Only Possible Poems
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days