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All posts tagged
poems
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November 29, 2022T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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January 29, 2021I’m Robby Frost and These Are My Dank Ass Poems
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January 22, 2021Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
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July 23, 2020If You Seek a COVID Test, Solve The Troll’s Riddle on Your Quest!
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones