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All posts tagged
poems
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December 12, 2019The Only Possible Poems
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June 20, 2019Fragments From Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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October 30, 2018Homer’s Message to the Writing Staff of The Iliad, Season 2
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October 23, 2018Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him
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September 17, 2018William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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April 20, 2018Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director