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poems
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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October 30, 2018Homer’s Message to the Writing Staff of The Iliad, Season 2
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October 23, 2018Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him
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September 17, 2018List: William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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April 20, 2018Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
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May 15, 2017Allen Ginsberg’s “HOWL” (For Sean Spicer)
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April 11, 2017The Love Song of William J. O’Reilly
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March 24, 2017A Poem About Your University’s Brand New Institute’s Conference
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup