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All posts tagged
poems
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December 12, 2019The Only Possible Poems
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June 20, 2019Fragments from Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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October 30, 2018Homer’s Message to the Writing Staff of The Iliad, Season 2
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October 23, 2018Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him
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September 17, 2018William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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April 20, 2018Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package