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All posts tagged
poems
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May 15, 2017Allen Ginsberg’s “HOWL” (For Sean Spicer)
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April 11, 2017The Love Song of William J. O’Reilly
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March 24, 2017A Poem About Your University’s Brand New Institute’s Conference
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April 28, 2016Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Buzzfeed Article
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April 13, 2016Questions for the Focus Group of My Latest Poem
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April 5, 2016Sixteen Classic Poems That Will Change Your Life!
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April 1, 2016Classic Poems Modified for Climate Change
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June 24, 2014Australian Subdistrict Rugby Haikus
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April 18, 2013A McSweeney’s Books Preview of Allan Peterson’s Fragile Acts
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March 23, 2012Blog of Myself
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane