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All posts tagged
poems
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
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May 15, 2017Allen Ginsberg’s “HOWL” (For Sean Spicer)
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April 11, 2017The Love Song of William J. O’Reilly
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March 24, 2017A Poem About Your University’s Brand New Institute’s Conference
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April 28, 2016Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Buzzfeed Article
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April 13, 2016Questions for the Focus Group of My Latest Poem
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April 5, 2016Sixteen Classic Poems That Will Change Your Life!
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April 1, 2016Classic Poems Modified for Climate Change
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June 24, 2014Australian Subdistrict Rugby Haikus
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members