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poems
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April 18, 2013A McSweeney’s Books Preview of Allan Peterson’s Fragile Acts
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March 23, 2012Blog of Myself
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February 23, 2012Poetry FAQ
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October 6, 2011Stopping By Woods On a Bro-y Evening
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August 11, 2011“The Pathway Systematically Rejected” by Robot Frost
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April 15, 2011In Xanadu Did Kubla Khan a Stately PowerPoint Decree
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April 1, 2011The Rough Guide to the Waste Land
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March 3, 2011“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”
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August 26, 2010Great Moments in Product-Placement Poetry
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July 13, 2010Tweet
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members