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All posts tagged
poems
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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January 29, 2021I’m Robby Frost and These Are My Dank Ass Poems
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January 22, 2021Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
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July 23, 2020If You Seek a COVID Test, Solve The Troll’s Riddle on Your Quest!
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July 13, 2020O, How I Miss the Nightclub!
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April 16, 2020William Blake’s “The Tyger King”