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    Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz
    by Georgia Cool
  • March 24, 2009
    Partial Index of First Lines From The Academy of American Sciences Presents: Famous Love Poems Enhanced by 21st-Century Research Findings.
    by Andrew Neuendorf
  • April 1, 2005
    Ten Very Hip Poems That Didn’t Go Over So Well at the Poetry Slam Last Weekend
    by Kevin Holiday
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    I Am Number One
    by Mike Topp
  • December 11, 2000
    Words, Names, Or Phrases That Must Be Mispronounced In Order To Create The Proper Rhyme Scheme In My Epic Poem About The 1921 Boston Red Sox
    by Kevin Canfield
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