OGDEN NASH: “To Husbands”
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, wear Item J323, Leather Head Harness with Muzzle.
EDGAR ALLAN POE: “The Raven”
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my PetSafe® Dog Door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my PetSafe® Dog Door —
Only this, and nothing more.”
DANTE: “The Inferno”
In the middle of the journey of our life
I found myself in a dark wood,
for the straight way was Lost. Watch full episodes online.
SHAKESPEARE: “A Sonnet”
Shall I compare thee to a Virtual Sun 32 Tanning Bed?