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sports
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July 21, 2003Eleven Boxers Who Failed to Intimidate
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October 21, 2002Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
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August 12, 2002Names I’ve Been Called as a Little League Umpire
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April 16, 2002Song Titles by Judas Priest, Modified to Reflect an Alternate Reality in Which the Band is Obsessed with Members of President Jimmy Carter’s Cabinet and the 1985 American League Eastern Division Champion Toronto Blue Jays
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April 8, 2002What to Expect after March Madness
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March 11, 2002Synopses of “Sports Stories for Young Readers” Found in the 1964 edition of Catcher with a Glass Arm, Plus Three I Invented
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February 12, 2002Alternative Winter Olympics
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November 7, 2001The Pep Talk.
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June 10, 2001Baseball Players of the 1980s Whose Names Are Still Available as Dot-com Addresses
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June 1, 2001Baseball Players of the 1980s Whose Names Are No Longer Available as Dot-com Addresses
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