Synchronized snowmobiling
Freestyle snowball-fight
Frostbite marathon
Snowbank pole vault
Alpine pole lick
Speed ice sculpting
Avalanche downhill, 50 m
Avalanche downhill, 100 m
Dynamite ice-fishing
Garbage-bag luge
Snow angels
Three-legged figure skating
Shoveling
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