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olympics
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November 8, 2017FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 27: Why I’m Totally Mellow About Skateboarding Being in the Olympics
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August 22, 2016Monologue: Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
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February 7, 2014List: The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 27, 2012List: Dives Not Recognized by the Olympic Diving Committee
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March 31, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Perfection
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March 4, 2010Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
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February 26, 2010List: Scott Hamilton, Are You Breaking Up With Me?
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup