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olympics

  • November 8, 2017
    FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 27: Why I’m Totally Mellow About Skateboarding Being in the Olympics
    by Joel Rice
  • August 22, 2016
    Monologue: Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
    by Mike Garland
  • February 7, 2014
    List: The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
    by Jeff Drake and Wendy Molyneux
  • October 4, 2013
    Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
    by Miles Wray
  • July 27, 2012
    List: Dives Not Recognized by the Olympic Diving Committee
    by Peter Schooff
  • March 31, 2010
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Perfection
    by Teddy Wayne
  • March 4, 2010
    Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
    by Jonathan Kaufman Nathan
  • February 26, 2010
    List: Scott Hamilton, Are You Breaking Up With Me?
    by Kelly K. Ferguson
  • February 20, 2010
    I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
    by John Warner
  • August 25, 2008
    A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
    by Ravi Mangla
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