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All posts tagged
olympics
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November 8, 2017FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 27: Why I’m Totally Mellow About Skateboarding Being in the Olympics
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August 22, 2016Monologue: Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
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February 7, 2014List: The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 27, 2012List: Dives Not Recognized by the Olympic Diving Committee
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March 31, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Perfection
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March 4, 2010Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
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February 26, 2010List: Scott Hamilton, Are You Breaking Up With Me?
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do