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All posts tagged
olympics
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 6, 2021I Did Nothing But Smoke Weed for Six Months, and Now I’m an Olympic Athlete
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November 8, 2017FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 27: Why I’m Totally Mellow About Skateboarding Being in the Olympics
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August 22, 2016Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
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February 7, 2014The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 27, 2012Dives Not Recognized by the Olympic Diving Committee
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March 31, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Perfection
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March 4, 2010Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
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February 26, 2010Scott Hamilton, Are You Breaking Up With Me?
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 30, 2021Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master