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All posts tagged
starbucks
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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November 12, 2018List: What Your Third-Favorite Starbucks Drink Syrup Says About Your Dog’s Dandruff Shampoo
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September 13, 2018Reviews of New Food: Keebler Cookies & Creme Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies and Starbucks Ultra Caramel Frappuccino
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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July 16, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Haters Gonna Hate
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July 18, 2014Episodes from Season 4 of Little House On the Prairie Reimagined to Reflect the Presence of a Starbucks in Walnut Grove
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May 16, 2014A Partial List of Genera Native to Early 21st Century North American Coffee Shops
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 31, 2011Llanwyn the Unforgiving Seeks Vengeance at a Strip Mall Starbucks
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March 10, 2011List: A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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