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All posts tagged
starbucks
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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November 12, 2018What Your Third-Favorite Starbucks Drink Syrup Says About Your Dog’s Dandruff Shampoo
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September 13, 2018Reviews of New Food: Keebler Cookies & Creme Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies and Starbucks Ultra Caramel Frappuccino
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April 19, 2018Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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July 16, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Haters Gonna Hate
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July 18, 2014Episodes from Season 4 of Little House On the Prairie Reimagined to Reflect the Presence of a Starbucks in Walnut Grove
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May 16, 2014A Partial List of Genera Native to Early 21st Century North American Coffee Shops
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 31, 2011Llanwyn the Unforgiving Seeks Vengeance at a Strip Mall Starbucks
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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February 6, 2023Wedding Dress Codes Certain to Impress and Befuddle Your Guests
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?