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All posts tagged
starbucks
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March 10, 2011A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
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January 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: "How about a nice mocha. Or… ummmm… what is White Macchiato? Sounds delicious. No? Dangit. Cappuccino… no… no. What’s Vanilla Kreme? Oh. Maybe caramel with iced tea for my Anch Marcy? My aunt I mean. I like organic teas—kiwi… vanilla… raspbe
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October 9, 2007How I’d Communicate My Feelings About Starbucks’ Wi Fi Policy If I Were A Soap Opera Writer, A Hollywood Screenwriter, A Sci Fi Writer, A Playwright, Or An E Mail Writer
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March 19, 2007My Rejected Design Theme for J.Crew’s Summer Catalog
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September 1, 2005Rejected Submissions for Starbucks’ “The Way I See It”
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January 26, 2005Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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December 20, 2000Welcome to the Nestor Township Parade
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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