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All posts tagged
starbucks
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March 10, 2011A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
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January 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: "How about a nice mocha. Or… ummmm… what is White Macchiato? Sounds delicious. No? Dangit. Cappuccino… no… no. What’s Vanilla Kreme? Oh. Maybe caramel with iced tea for my Anch Marcy? My aunt I mean. I like organic teas—kiwi… vanilla… raspbe
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October 9, 2007How I’d Communicate My Feelings About Starbucks’ Wi Fi Policy If I Were A Soap Opera Writer, A Hollywood Screenwriter, A Sci Fi Writer, A Playwright, Or An E Mail Writer
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March 19, 2007My Rejected Design Theme for J.Crew’s Summer Catalog
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September 1, 2005Rejected Submissions for Starbucks’ “The Way I See It”
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January 26, 2005Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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December 20, 2000Welcome to the Nestor Township Parade
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian