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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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February 9, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe
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January 24, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Bull Market: How the Chicago Bulls Influence the S&P 500
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October 27, 2011Bear Market
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June 9, 2011Initial Pop Offerings
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December 3, 2009Biblical Figures of the NYSE
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June 18, 2004What the Stock Pages Would Look Like if Businesses Chose Ticker Abbreviations the Way Bar Patrons Choose Initials for Arcade-Game High-Score Lists
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April 2, 2004Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep