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All posts tagged

stock-market

February 9, 2018

Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe

by Matthew Disler
January 24, 2012

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Bull Market: How the Chicago Bulls Influence the S&P 500

by Matt McKenna
October 27, 2011

Bear Market

by Brendan Fitzgibbons
June 9, 2011

Initial Pop Offerings

by Sloan Schang
December 3, 2009

Biblical Figures of the NYSE

by Jim Connelly
June 18, 2004

What the Stock Pages Would Look Like if Businesses Chose Ticker Abbreviations the Way Bar Patrons Choose Initials for Arcade-Game High-Score Lists

by B.M. Lilley
April 2, 2004

Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO

by Brian Sack

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump

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December 12, 2019

The Only Possible Poems

by Uther Dean
December 12, 2019

Translation of a Seemingly Pleasant Conversation Between My Two Aunts At Christmas

by Rose O’Shea
December 12, 2019

Beaver of Fine Arts: Cuffing Season

by Julie Reneé Benda
December 11, 2019

I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited

by Dave Powers