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All posts tagged
students
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August 28, 2018Welcome to Your First Day of Work in Student Affairs
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March 23, 2018Is Your Teen an Activist?
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February 19, 2018Thomas Jefferson Asks for an Extension
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September 22, 2017How to Cite Criticisms of Your Professors Using the MLA Handbook, Eighth Edition
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July 13, 2017A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”
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June 14, 2017List: A Teacher’s List of Monthly Statistics
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April 29, 2016List: Showing Them How It Feels: A TA Evaluates His Students
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September 11, 2015The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class
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November 25, 2013The View from Where I Standardize: Ruminations from the Test-Prep Industry: Huge Sums of Money, or “Perspective.”
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May 23, 2013List: Ways to Tell If the New Student is an Undercover Cop
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore