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All posts tagged
swimming
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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July 6, 2015Pool Rules
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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November 4, 2002Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool
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July 31, 2002Thistle
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October 15, 1999Above & Beyond: Above-Ground Pools Are the Fastest Way to Paradise
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”