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All posts tagged
swimming
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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July 6, 2015Pool Rules
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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November 4, 2002Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool
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July 31, 2002Thistle
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October 15, 1999Above & Beyond: Above-Ground Pools Are the Fastest Way to Paradise
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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