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All posts tagged
swimming
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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July 6, 2015Pool Rules
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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November 4, 2002Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool
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July 31, 2002Thistle
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October 15, 1999Above & Beyond: Above-Ground Pools Are the Fastest Way to Paradise
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian