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theme-parks
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July 13, 2020We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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July 10, 2018Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom
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April 20, 2018Welcome to Midwestworld
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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July 31, 2008Parks for English Majors
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November 21, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian