McSweeney's Quarterly Subscriptions

A nine-time finalist and three-time winner of the National Magazine Award for Fiction. Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly today. Use the code TENDENCY at checkout for $5 off.

All posts tagged

theme-parks

July 13, 2020

We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures

by Mike Jungman
July 11, 2018

Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park

by Pete Reynolds
July 10, 2018

Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom

by Barbara Card Atkinson
April 20, 2018

Welcome to Midwestworld

by Mike Lacher
December 9, 2011

A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs

by Henry Alford
July 31, 2008

Parks for English Majors

by Andrew Bridgman
November 21, 2006

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide

by Suzanne Yeagley

Trending 🔥

September 22, 2022

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 20, 2022

Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?

by Alexis Pooley
September 15, 2022

We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy

by Rachel Mans McKenny
September 21, 2022

An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop

by Kate Allen Fox

Recently

September 29, 2022

Template for White People Outraged Over Lizzo Playing James Madison’s Flute

by Devorah Blachor
September 29, 2022

I’m Not Like Other Fascists

by Bobbie Armstrong
September 28, 2022

It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions

by Carlos Greaves
September 28, 2022

Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis

by Scott Faingold and Matthew Scroggins