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March 12, 2024All of the Toilet Scenes in This Prestige Drama are 100 Percent Necessary
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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April 23, 2018An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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August 2, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #14: Feminine Divine Triptych
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April 11, 2005Excerpt From The Neurotic’s Guide to Shanghai
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August 5, 2004An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down
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