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All posts tagged
toilets
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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April 23, 2018An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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August 2, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #14: Feminine Divine Triptych
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April 11, 2005Excerpt From The Neurotic’s Guide to Shanghai
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August 5, 2004An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 16, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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June 22, 2021I Think Bill Gates Is the New Drummer in Our Early Aughts Cover Band