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toilets

December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump
April 23, 2018

An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked

by Andrew Forrester
August 2, 2006

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #14: Feminine Divine Triptych

by Margit Christenson
April 11, 2005

Excerpt From The Neurotic’s Guide to Shanghai

by J. Chris Rock
August 5, 2004

An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down

by Victoria H.

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by Shannon J. Curtin
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by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
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Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
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The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day

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