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All posts tagged
uber
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August 2, 2018List: I’m a Male Uber Driver and I have 46 Questions I Use to Get My Female Passengers to Stop Ignoring Me So I Can Hit On Them
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December 5, 2017Uber Would Like to Send You Status Updates About Your Driver
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September 29, 2016List: Uber Reviews of Literary Journeys
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June 29, 2016Are You My Uber?
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December 4, 2015Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: New World Orders — Illuminati to Uber
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July 14, 2014Your Uber Driver Reviews You
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May 28, 2013We’re the Uber of Organ Transplants
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe