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All posts tagged
uber
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August 2, 2018List: I’m a Male Uber Driver and I have 46 Questions I Use to Get My Female Passengers to Stop Ignoring Me So I Can Hit On Them
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December 5, 2017Uber Would Like to Send You Status Updates About Your Driver
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September 29, 2016List: Uber Reviews of Literary Journeys
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June 29, 2016Are You My Uber?
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December 4, 2015Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: New World Orders — Illuminati to Uber
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July 14, 2014Your Uber Driver Reviews You
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May 28, 2013We’re the Uber of Organ Transplants
Trending 🔥
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers