Driver: J.R.R. Tolkien
“Driver meandered so much that I stopped the trip halfway through.”
Driver: Harper Lee
“I don’t know if it is a violation of Uber’s rules, but she had a friend sitting shotgun with whom she switched places right before the ride begun.”
Driver: Chuck Klosterman
“Constantly fiddled with the radio.”
Driver: Jack Kerouac
“Took the scenic route.”
Driver: George RR Martin
“Struck and killed a pedestrian!”
Driver: Robert Frost
“Refused to go my route, said he knew a lesser trafficked road.”
Driver: Herman Melville
“Kept pointing things out for no reason. Sloooowwwwww driver.”
Driver: Charles Bukowski
“I think driver was drunk!”
Driver: Hunter S. Thompson
“I think the driver was more than drunk.”
Driver: H.L. Mencken
“Didn’t obey traffic laws.”
Driver: Ayn Rand
“Waited until surge to pick me up.”
Driver: Dan Brown
“Kept hitting plotholes.”