Driver: J.R.R. Tolkien
“Driver meandered so much that I stopped the trip halfway through.”

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Driver: Harper Lee
“I don’t know if it is a violation of Uber’s rules, but she had a friend sitting shotgun with whom she switched places right before the ride begun.”

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Driver: Chuck Klosterman
“Constantly fiddled with the radio.”

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Driver: Jack Kerouac
“Took the scenic route.”

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Driver: George RR Martin
“Struck and killed a pedestrian!”

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Driver: Robert Frost
“Refused to go my route, said he knew a lesser trafficked road.”

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Driver: Herman Melville
“Kept pointing things out for no reason. Sloooowwwwww driver.”

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Driver: Charles Bukowski
“I think driver was drunk!”

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Driver: Hunter S. Thompson
“I think the driver was more than drunk.”

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Driver: H.L. Mencken
“Didn’t obey traffic laws.”

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Driver: Ayn Rand
“Waited until Surge to pick me up.”

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Driver: Dan Brown
“Kept hitting plotholes.”