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All posts tagged
driving
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March 26, 2018List: Things I’ve Said to My Husband During Sex or to My Teenage Daughter While Teaching Her to Drive?
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May 26, 2017List: How to Complete a Four-Way Stop in Los Angeles: A Two-Step Process
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February 9, 2017List: California Drivers’ Test, Los Angeles Vocabulary Section: A Study Guide
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September 29, 2016List: Uber Reviews of Literary Journeys
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June 29, 2012The Professional Closed Course Driver’s License Test
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May 4, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Impatient Commuters of the Greater Denver Metro Area
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March 5, 2012The Commuter’s Odyssey
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June 24, 2010List: Passive-Aggressive Driving
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April 14, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 10: Jesus, Take the Wheel
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April 2, 2009Monologue: Bono Gives the Rush-Hour Traffic Report
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?