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    by Rebecca Saltzman
  • October 30, 2017
    Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
    by Katie Bennett
  • January 26, 2011
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 24: Connecting
    by Susan Schorn
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    Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
    by Teddy Wayne
  • November 20, 2009
    Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
    by Jamie Quatro
  • July 17, 2007
    Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
    by Mark Walters
  • January 6, 2006
    Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
    by Jason Schneiderman
  • November 10, 2004
    Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
    by Marty Sems, Nathan Chandler, Cal Clinchard, and Amy Cassner-Sems
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