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All posts tagged
vampires
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October 30, 2019I Am Just Trying to Have a Civil Online Conversation About Vampires
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July 22, 2019The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade
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September 4, 2018The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
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October 30, 2017Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
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January 26, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 30, 2010Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
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November 20, 2009Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
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July 17, 2007Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
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January 6, 2006Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
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November 10, 2004Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans