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  • October 30, 2019
    I Am Just Trying to Have a Civil Online Conversation About Vampires
    by Jim Marino
  • July 22, 2019
    The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade
    by Christian Lynch, Jeff Greco, Josh Gee, and Jordan Newman
  • September 4, 2018
    The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
    by Rebecca Saltzman
  • October 30, 2017
    Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
    by Katie Bennett
  • January 26, 2011
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
    by Susan Schorn
  • June 30, 2010
    Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
    by Teddy Wayne
  • November 20, 2009
    Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
    by Jamie Quatro
  • July 18, 2007
    Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
    by Mark Walters
  • January 6, 2006
    Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
    by Jason Schneiderman
  • November 10, 2004
    Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
    by Marty Sems, Nathan Chandler, Cal Clinchard, and Amy Cassner-Sems
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