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All posts tagged
vampires
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September 4, 2018The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
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October 30, 2017Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
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January 26, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 30, 2010Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
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November 20, 2009Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
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July 17, 2007Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
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January 6, 2006Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
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November 10, 2004List: Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
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May 17, 2001Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part XII
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October 21, 1999A Logic Puzzle and a Hangover Cure
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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