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vampires

September 4, 2018

The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival

by Rebecca Saltzman
October 30, 2017

Vampire Transformation Leave Policy

by Katie Bennett
January 26, 2011

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
June 30, 2010

Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires

by Teddy Wayne
November 20, 2009

Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight

by Jamie Quatro
July 17, 2007

Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire

by Mark Walters
January 6, 2006

Sestina: The Buffy Sestina

by Jason Schneiderman
November 10, 2004

List: Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires

by Amy Cassner-Sems, Cal Clinchard, Marty Sems, and Nathan Chandler
May 17, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part XII

by John Hodgman
October 21, 1999

A Logic Puzzle and a Hangover Cure

by John Hodgman

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists

by Gwen Thomas
February 21, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders