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All posts tagged

vampires

October 30, 2019

I Am Just Trying to Have a Civil Online Conversation About Vampires

by Jim Marino
July 22, 2019

The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade

by Christian Lynch, Jeff Greco, Josh Gee, and Jordan Newman
September 4, 2018

The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival

by Rebecca Saltzman
October 30, 2017

Vampire Transformation Leave Policy

by Katie Bennett
January 26, 2011

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
June 30, 2010

Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires

by Teddy Wayne
November 20, 2009

Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight

by Jamie Quatro
July 18, 2007

Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire

by Mark Walters
January 6, 2006

Sestina: The Buffy Sestina

by Jason Schneiderman
November 10, 2004

Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires

by Marty Sems, Nathan Chandler, Cal Clinchard, and Amy Cassner-Sems

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely