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All posts tagged
vampires
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October 30, 2019I Am Just Trying to Have a Civil Online Conversation About Vampires
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July 22, 2019The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade
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September 4, 2018The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
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October 30, 2017Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
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January 26, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 30, 2010Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
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November 20, 2009Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
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July 18, 2007Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
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January 6, 2006Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
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November 10, 2004Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
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