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All posts tagged

vampires

October 30, 2017

Vampire Transformation Leave Policy

KATIE BENNETT
January 26, 2011

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

SUSAN SCHORN
June 30, 2010

Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires

TEDDY WAYNE
November 20, 2009

Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight

JAMIE QUATRO
July 17, 2007

Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire

MARK WALTERS
January 6, 2006

Sestina: The Buffy Sestina

JASON SCHNEIDERMAN
November 10, 2004

List: Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires

AMY CASSNER-SEMS, CAL CLINCHARD, MARTY SEMS and NATHAN CHANDLER
May 17, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part XII

JOHN HODGMAN
October 21, 1999

A Logic Puzzle and a Hangover Cure

JOHN HODGMAN

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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