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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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December 13, 2018Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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July 10, 2017The Ivanka Trump Capitol Hill Appropriate Wear Collection
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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November 22, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: What We Talk About When We Talk About Washington
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November 3, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Life in the Arcology
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October 17, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: A Reality Show of Some Interest
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May 26, 2011Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 12: A Boy Walks Into a Writing Center
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November 2, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 11: We Came Early, We Saw Little, We Had a Pretty Good Time Anyway
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool