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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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December 13, 2018Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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July 10, 2017The Ivanka Trump Capitol Hill Appropriate Wear Collection
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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November 22, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: What We Talk About When We Talk About Washington
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November 3, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Life in the Arcology
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October 17, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: A Reality Show of Some Interest
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May 26, 2011Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 12: A Boy Walks Into a Writing Center
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November 2, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 11: We Came Early, We Saw Little, We Had a Pretty Good Time Anyway
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking