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All posts tagged
washington-dc
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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December 13, 2018Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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July 10, 2017The Ivanka Trump Capitol Hill Appropriate Wear Collection
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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November 22, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: What We Talk About When We Talk About Washington
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November 3, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Life in the Arcology
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October 17, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: A Reality Show of Some Interest
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May 26, 2011Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 12: A Boy Walks Into a Writing Center
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November 2, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 11: We Came Early, We Saw Little, We Had a Pretty Good Time Anyway
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian