List: Signs on the Lawns of People Whose Lawns You May Want to Avoid
by Jon Crawford and Rich Michaels (5/20/2002)

List: Names Of Contestants in the Nashville Sunrise Assisted-Living Minnie Pearle Look-Alike Contest, Including How Each Contestant Fared
by Martin Schneider (5/20/2002)

List: Actual Books Probably Still for Sale on the One-Dollar Carts at the Strand Bookstore in New York City
by Ian Etra (5/20/2002)

List: Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
by Jules Lipoff (5/20/2002)

I Like Dancing Real Slow
by Jeff Johnson (5/20/2002)

Không
by Todd Pruzan (5/17/2002)

Prank Calling My Friends Using The “Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard” Computer Program.
by Tim Cassedy-Blum (5/16/2002)

Executive Coach
by Mike Topp (5/15/2002)

This Office Is Different
by John Leary (5/14/2002)

List: Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
by Aaron Dallas (5/13/2002)

List: Genomes Other than Homo Sapiens Sequenced by the Institute for Genomic Research, in Rockville, Maryland
by Jennifer Frazier (5/13/2002)

List: Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman
by Sean Carman (5/13/2002)

List: My Plans
by Arkadi Gerney (5/13/2002)

List: Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
by Aaron Lester (5/13/2002)

A Workplace Play
by Sarah Fisch (5/13/2002)

On Photographing the World Trade Center Site, An Interview with Joel Meyerowitz.
by Erika Kawalek (5/10/2002)

Bob Ross Paints A Familiar Picture
by Dan Kennedy (5/9/2002)

Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
by Stephany Aulenback (5/8/2002)

The Demonstration
by Eric Nolan (5/7/2002)

List: Bad Names for Boats
by Jim Ruland (5/6/2002)

List: Overheard at the Fall 2001 Microprocessing Development Conference, in San Jose, California
by Sarah Schmelling (5/6/2002)

List: Featured Menu Items at the Existentialist’s Café
by Elizabeth Miller (5/6/2002)

List: A Mint for All Occasions
by Robert Joe (5/6/2002)

List: Actual Film Titles Bought By My Cousin, Who Owns Twelve VCRs
by Jeff Hurlock (5/6/2002)

Whatever Is Will Be Unsigned
by Paul Maliszewski (5/6/2002)

In the Fall of 2002 McSweeney’s Will Publish William T. Vollmann’s Rising Up and Rising Down
by McSweeney's Editors (5/3/2002)

Not That Anyone Deserves Anything
by Sarah Manguso (5/2/2002)

Cap’n Cook’s Code of Conduct
by Dan Kennedy (5/1/2002)

Still More Grim Stories
by Stephany Aulenback (5/1/2002)

Sometimes I Have To Lie
by Jeff Johnson (4/30/2002)