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Scenes From a Blockbuster Action Movie Featuring a Technology Expert With Approximately My Own Real-Life Skill Level
by Sean Keane (10/5/2004)

List: What a Difference a Year Makes
by Nav Purewal (10/5/2004)

List: Alternative Names for MoveOn.org
by Lukas Kaiser (10/5/2004)

List: Moons That Orbit Distant Planets or Female Birth Control Brand Names?
by Danny Gallagher (10/5/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
by Claudia Ginanni (10/4/2004)

In Defense of the Chimpy Corollary
by Chris Steck (10/1/2004)

List: Some Possibilities in a Half-Hearted Campaign to Rename the Middle West
by Frank Bures (10/1/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Tales of the Heckle, Part II
by Rick Paulas (10/1/2004)

List: Really Boring Books for Children
by Melissa Bell (10/1/2004)

List: Old Bumper Stickers Updated
by Kevin Reifler (10/1/2004)

List: A List of Five Favorite Heresies of the Roman Catholic Church, Disguised in the Form of Unused Episode Titles for the Hit Situation Comedy Friends, and Their Dates
by Alex East (9/30/2004)

List: Secrets Revealed During VH1’s I Love the ’90s
by Claire Zulkey (9/30/2004)

List: Letters That Have Never Brought You an Episode of Sesame Street
by Ryan Joe (9/30/2004)

Near-Genius at Work: Dan Kennedy Writes His Next Book
by Dan Kennedy (9/30/2004)

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. V: Einstein, Eddington, and the Greatest Desert-Island Album
by B.R. Cohen (9/28/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Rental Video Sitting on Top of My Television
by Tim Coffield (9/28/2004)

Maxim Does the Classics
by Wendy Molyneux (9/27/2004)

List: How to Tell If Your Employer Has You Under Surveillance
by Michael Fowler (9/24/2004)

List: Actual Superheroes From the Pages of International and Obscure Comic Books Who Are Unlikely to See Their Origin Stories Developed Into Movies
by Frank Smith (9/24/2004)

History’s Notable Films, Reconsidered
by Tim Carvell (9/24/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Handicapping the Wild-Card Races
by Rick Paulas (9/24/2004)

Amendments to the Pub Crawl
by Jason Roeder (9/23/2004)

An Interview with Karen Kwiatkowski: Part 2 of 2
by James Post (9/22/2004)

List: Twenty Underused Yoga Positions
by Taylor Kirkpatrick and Walter Swanson (9/21/2004)

List: Recent and Past Headlines From the Arusha Times, in Arusha, Tanzania
by Frank Bures (9/21/2004)

An Interview with Karen Kwiatkowski: Part 1 of 2
by James Post (9/21/2004)

Sestina: For Breathing and Airplanes
by Amanda Nadelberg (9/20/2004)

David Brooks Also Eats Cereal
by John Warner (9/20/2004)

List: Musical Styles That Never Caught On
by Ben Solomon (9/17/2004)

List: Songs That Wouldn’t Have Been Hits If They’d Been Grammatically Correct
by Karen Wise (9/17/2004)

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