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In Response To Accusations That My Memoir, I, Ellie Kemper, Borrows Numerous Passages From Rigoberta Menchu’s Memoir, I, Rigoberta Menchu
by Ellie Kemper (6/16/2006)

The 700 Club Does Weather
by Alex Kane (6/15/2006)

List: Plot Synopses for Episodes of a Gilligan’s Island Remake Starring Members of the Bush Administration
by Peter Norvig (6/15/2006)

List: That’s So Raven
by Martin Bell (6/15/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Cluttered Parlors Are the Coziest
by Bethlehem Shoals (6/15/2006)

List: People Who Know My Sins
by Bob Evans (6/15/2006)

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
by B.R. Cohen (6/14/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Unclassified
by Brian Beatty (6/14/2006)

The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style
by Ken Krimstein (6/13/2006)

Sestina: Encountering Plague, the Virgin, and Saint Sebastian
by Stephen Gibson (6/13/2006)

Out Of Office Autoreply
by Jim Stallard (6/12/2006)

Monologue: An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
by Emma Rowley (6/12/2006)

Still Kicking: The Very Authorized Biography Of Steven Seagal , Volume Ii, Pgs. 567–568
by Jared Bloom (6/9/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Softening the Saddle While Hardening the Earth
by Dr. Lawyer Indianchief (6/8/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Air Conditioning
by Brian Beatty (6/7/2006)

Commencement Speech, Whitney Houston, East Southern University, June 9, 2006
by Jen Michalski (6/7/2006)

List: If Anchorage, Alaska, Had Been Named by Someone Less Upbeat About Life at Sea
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (6/7/2006)

List: Apparent Passions of My Upstairs Neighbors
by Glenn Lingle (6/7/2006)

List: Oscar Picks for Best Actor, 2025
by Haden Polseno-Hensley (6/7/2006)

Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases
by Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead (6/6/2006)

Sestina: Hitler Sestina
by Peter Davis (6/6/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Nesting Habits of Roman Cars
by Kevin Dolgin (6/6/2006)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: How to Heckle My Fantasy Baseball Team
by Rick Paulas (6/5/2006)

Investment Advice For My Son
by Matt Judd (6/5/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Weschler’s Second Interlude
by Lawrence Weschler (6/3/2006)

Existential Pleas And Resignations Mad Libs
by Ed Murray (6/2/2006)

Monologue: Alligators Are the New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Shark
by Eric Edwards (6/2/2006)

Dateline: To Catch a Predator: Humbert Humbert
by Jeff Barnosky (6/1/2006)

List: Roller-Derby Pseudonyms for Literature Majors
by J. Steven Davis and Katherine J. Hannon (6/1/2006)

List: What People Were Saying About Me at the Party I Had to Miss Because I Was on a Flight Home From Chicago
by Shauna McKenna (6/1/2006)

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