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Open Letters: An Open Letter to Penguins
by Tony Cross (2/10/2004)

List: Shakespearean Magnet Poetry and Eighties Hair Bands
by Jennifer Carlson (2/9/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “I Never Did Sing You a Love Song” by Maria Muldaur
by Hannah C. Feldman (2/9/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Robert Mugabe
by Ian P. MacDonald (2/6/2004)

Laurienzo Peewee Hocky League Disclaimer
by D. Byard Cox (2/6/2004)

List: Places I’ve Walked Into with a Confident Swagger Despite Public Warning
by Wells Oliver (2/5/2004)

List: Who and What Was Most Likely Responsible for the Births of Our Current Democratic Presidential Candidates
by Adam Brown (2/5/2004)

List: Quotes from Either President of the United States George W. Bush or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars Movies
by Jason McGregor (2/5/2004)

Sestina: The Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Love
by Paul Guest (2/5/2004)

Transcripts of Callers Reporting Litter or Major Debris in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #2
by Matty Greenburg (2/4/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter from Milton Bradley to Milton Bradley
by Kim Bosch (2/3/2004)

Philip Colavito, Mob Accountant
by Leonard Pierce (2/3/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 3: Special Movie Edition
by Scott Douglas (2/3/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 10 & Epilogue
by Kyle Minor (2/2/2004)

Transcripts of Callers Reporting Litter or Major Debris in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #1
by Matty Greenburg (2/2/2004)

Charlie Rose Interviews the Bird Flu Virus
by Tom Lombardi (2/2/2004)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with Joe Bodnar, Auctioneer
by Suzanne Yeagley (1/31/2004)

Weekly NFL Picks: 2003-2004 Picks
by Jeff Johnson (1/31/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Elephant in the Ikea-Furnished Room
by Chloe Bland (1/30/2004)

Tantric Sex Positions
by Mike Sacks (1/30/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 9
by Various Letter Writers (1/29/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Days 8 and 9
by Kyle Minor (1/29/2004)

The Tyrant’s Tales
by Brent Spencer (1/29/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 7
by Kyle Minor (1/28/2004)

List: Seven Vaguely Dickensian Yet Sophomorically Inappropriate Proper Names, Two Legitimate Dickensian Characters, and One U.S. State — Or “The Dickens Cider Bleak House Rules.”
by Ben Skoch (1/28/2004)

List: Food, Drink, and Condiment Names That May Also Serve as Names of Ecdysiasts and/or Adult Film Stars
by J.D. Lewis (1/28/2004)

A Critical Introduction to Breakfast
by T.G. Gibbon (1/28/2004)

Dispatches from the 2004 Sundance Film Festival: Day 6
by Kyle Minor (1/27/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Vice President Dick Cheney’s Underbite
by John Peabody (1/27/2004)

Mars Politica
by Ben Greenman (1/27/2004)

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