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Old Jokes, Updated To Make Them Even Older
by Matt Loker (4/26/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Whiskers of Royalty, Bags of Carpet
by Bethlehem Shoals (4/26/2006)

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 9: On Banality
by Oronte Churm (4/25/2006)

Sestina: The Seven Signs
by Leonard Kress (4/25/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Brian’s Secret and Aromatherapy
by Brian Beatty (4/24/2006)

Scott McClellan’s Replacement: Aol Instant Messenger Bot Smarterchild
by Michael Patrick Brady (4/24/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #7: We Are the Son
by Danny Erker (4/24/2006)

Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
by Christopher Monks (4/21/2006)

List: Inefficient Units of Currency
by Joseph Streckert (4/20/2006)

List: What God Does in Her Spare Time
by Allison Kilkenny and Jamie Kilstein (4/20/2006)

List: Rats’ Asses Given
by Matthew Baldwin (4/20/2006)

Lady Macbeth On Ambien
by Laurence Hughes (4/20/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: From an Accidental Jewish Amalekite
by ForEvers Burns (4/20/2006)

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 20
by Dan Kennedy (4/19/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Amen and Alcoholics Anonymous Anonymous
by Brian Beatty (4/19/2006)

I’m A Little Unnerved By My Eharmony Profile
by Jim Stallard (4/19/2006)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the People Behind the “Now That’s What I Call Music!” Series
by Maggie Koerth (4/18/2006)

Six Inspirational Sayings I’ve Yet To Find On The Side Of A Box Of Tea
by Dan Kennedy (4/18/2006)

List: Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month
by Emily Lloyd (4/18/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 14: The Playoff Games That Were Distressing Yet Provided Succor
by Graham Murphy (4/17/2006)

Sestina: Two Voices in the Pitch Black
by Julie Larios (4/17/2006)

Sestina: The One Where the Cake Ignites
by Jon Stone (4/17/2006)

When You Are The Fourth Consecutive Person To Ask For Money On The Subway, You Have To Bring It
by Michael Patrick Signorelli (4/17/2006)

List: The Future of Paper Plates
by Mark R. Mandel (4/14/2006)

List: Common Enemies of the Paperboy, According to the Nintendo Game of the Same Name
by Maggie Utgoff (4/14/2006)

List: Common Phrases Not Written in My High-School Yearbook, for a Multitude of Reasons
by Colleen Doyle (4/14/2006)

Public Service Announcement Paid For By The People For Electing Criss Angel, Mindfreak, In 2008’s Presidential Election
by Matt Christoph (4/14/2006)

Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Karl, the Beckett Aficionado
by Timothy McSweeney (4/13/2006)

Sestina: Jewish Food
by Joan Larkin (4/13/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: In Our Brave Firmament, a Mole Lurks
by Bethlehem Shoals (4/13/2006)

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