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List: Twelve Phrases Involving Al Roker That Return Only One Hit on Google
by Matthew Stidle (1/20/2006)

Movie Reviews By the City of Los Angeles Itself
by Nathaniel Missildine (1/20/2006)

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 7: On the Unknown
by Oronte Churm (1/19/2006)

The Pretentious 17-Year-Old’s Guide To Dating
by Jeff Barnosky (1/19/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 5: The Bye Week: A Little Rest for the Weary
by Graham Murphy (1/18/2006)

Troubling Tyra Mails Censored From Aired Episodes Of America’s Next Top Model
by D. J. Kirkbride (1/18/2006)

List: If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals
by Josh Michtom (1/17/2006)

List: Places Where I Can Find a Woman Like Jesse’s Girl, Years Later
by Dan Reed (1/17/2006)

List: “Love” Songs Replaced With Danny Glover
by Donaville Herrick (1/17/2006)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Serving Subpoenas With Scott
by Suzanne Yeagley (1/16/2006)

History’s Most Lopsided Trades, As Renegotiated By Oakland A’s General Manager Billy Beane
by Teddy Wayne (1/16/2006)

Sestina: Reluctant Sestina
by Sharon Dolin (1/16/2006)

An Extremely Patient Producer Works With An Aspiring Pornography Scriptwriter
by Ryan Dilbert (1/15/2006)

List: Unpleasant Questions to Be Asked at the End of a Meal
by Jacque Lynn Schiller (1/13/2006)

List: Dr. Phil’s Inventions
by Scott Smith (1/13/2006)

List: Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print
by Michael Ward (1/13/2006)

The Real Behind The Music
by Joe John (1/13/2006)

Like It Or Not, You’re No Bob Costas.
by Sarah Walker (1/12/2006)

List: Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger
by Kathy Salerno (1/11/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 4: Game Four: The Imposition of Our Will
by Graham Murphy (1/11/2006)

A Selection From George W. Bush’s Eavesdropping Tapes: Matthew Barney And Björk Place An Ikea Phone Order
by Chris Mccoy (1/10/2006)

Sestina: Sestina for Shappy, Who Doesn’t Get Enough Love Poems
by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz (1/10/2006)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Two-Headed Boy” by Neutral Milk Hotel
by Miranda Glass (1/9/2006)

Yes Frontman Jon Anderson’s Instructions To His Dogsitter
by Eric Feezell (1/9/2006)

Sestina: Coconut Octopus
by John Hoppenthaler (1/8/2006)

List: Things My Girlfriend Did Not Say After I Told Her That I Sometimes Feel Stuck
by Adam Iverson (1/6/2006)

The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date
by Ross Murray (1/6/2006)

Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
by Jason Schneiderman (1/6/2006)

Clue Confessions
by Jim Stallard (1/5/2006)

List: Affirmations Google Should Consider Putting on Its Search Button Other Than “I’m Feeling Lucky.”
by Angela Genusa (1/4/2006)

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