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Open Letters: An Open Letter to Poached Eggs
by Joy Moore (5/27/2004)

Pros and Cons of John Kerry’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
by John Moe (5/26/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher
by Karen Schmidt (5/25/2004)

List: Plant-Animal Hybrids that May Result from Genetic Engineering
by J.D. Smith (5/24/2004)

List: What I Actually Mean When I Say I Love You: Thirty Scenarios
by Shelley McIntyre (5/24/2004)

List: Wasploitation Flicks
by Peter Schooff (5/24/2004)

Festiva!: A Play in Three Acts, Concerning Henry Ford’s First Encounter with Locking His Keys Inside His Car
by Mark D. Davis (5/24/2004)

Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Nine
by Michelle Orange (5/23/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 16
by Various Letter Writers (5/21/2004)

The Making of the Autobiography of George W. Bush (an Excerpt)
by Robert Boswell (5/21/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Muzzle” by the Smashing Pumpkins
by Christina Ferguson (5/20/2004)

Nonviolent Philosophy for the Philosophically Violent
by Monica Padrick (5/20/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: A Walk through the Park: The Fields of Major League Baseball (Part 1)
by Rick Paulas (5/20/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Computer’s Insert Key
by Steven Burt (5/19/2004)

List: Eighteen Very Early and Oft-Forgotten James Bond Films
by Andrew Howley (5/19/2004)

List: Erotic Presidential Names
by Patrick W. Gavin (5/19/2004)

List: Popular Song Titles which Have Been Altered So as Not to Offend the Very Prudish
by Paul Kaloper (5/19/2004)

Sestina: Singing Combat
by Jeff Tweedy (5/19/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 7: Summer Movie Edition
by Scott Douglas (5/18/2004)

Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Eight
by Michelle Orange (5/17/2004)

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 7
by Dan Kennedy (5/15/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Ideal Roster of an American League Baseball Team Composed Only of Famous Davids Without Obvious Athletic Ability
by Rick Paulas (5/14/2004)

Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives: Cases 33 & 34
by Jenny Traig and Peter McGrath (5/13/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My New and Old Furnaces
by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço (5/13/2004)

List: Love Isn’t…
by Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead (5/13/2004)

List: C-Span Reality Show Ideas Seeking to Capitalize on the Popularity of VH1’s Bands Reunited
by Dave Wilson (5/13/2004)

List: Apart from an Angel Getting Its Wings, Other Things That Happen Every Time a Bell Rings
by Bryan Hughes (5/13/2004)

Monologue: Local Radio Station’s “’80s Hour” Wants a Second Chance
by Lindsay Hunter (5/12/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 15
by Various Letter Writers (5/11/2004)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 14: Beijing Intimacies: Zhang Si, Traffic-Control Specialist
by Roy Kesey (5/11/2004)

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