List: The New Superstitions: M&M Colors and the Conditions They Cause
by Jim Connelly (8/17/2004)

List: Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)
by Cheryl Bowles (8/17/2004)

List: New Names for Previously Recalled Pharmaceuticals Being Remarketed to Take Advantage of Their Side Effects
by Chris Steck (8/17/2004)

Monologue: Meat Loaf: On Commitment to Varsity Cheerleaders
by Kevin O. Cuinn (8/17/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 20
by Various Letter Writers (8/16/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
by Zachary N. Howard (8/16/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Trade-Deadline Winners and Losers
by Rick Paulas (8/14/2004)

List: Selected Intriguing Names of Actual Federal Legislation: The A’s
by Greg Koehler (8/13/2004)

List: Whitney Houston Song Titles With “Love” Replaced by “Drug(s).”
by Kevin C. Smith (8/13/2004)

List: Classic Movie Lines That, Without Proper Editing, Would Not Have Been So Classic
by David Cristofano (8/13/2004)

List: Alien vs. Predator
by Christopher Monks (8/13/2004)

Sestina: Playing with Dolls
by David Trinidad (8/13/2004)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 16: Bonus Golf Edition!
by Roy Kesey (8/13/2004)

Winnie-the-Pooh Is My Co-worker
by John Moe (8/11/2004)

Sestina: Harvard University Health Center Gestation Study
by Jesse Jay Ross (8/10/2004)

List: Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded
by Ian Carey (8/10/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dissertation on the Correlation Between History and Identity Formation in Colonial Massachusetts and Pennsylvania
by Kyle Farley (8/9/2004)

Ike Turner’s Guide to Restoring America’s Honor
by Ken McIntyre (8/9/2004)

The Von Trapp Children Speak to a Geneticist
by David Ng (8/9/2004)

List: Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation
by Emily Lloyd (8/6/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Mailbag Three
by Rick Paulas (8/6/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down
by Victoria H. (8/5/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Of Hermits and Saracens: Le Vieux Noyer, France
by Kevin Dolgin (8/5/2004)

Are You Another Vietnam?
by Don Steinberg (8/5/2004)

Monologue: Beware, the Shark!
by Jamie Allen (8/4/2004)

How to Know Whether the Voice Around You, Promising Unspeakable Pain, Is Reciting 50 Cent Lyrics or Waging Real Threats to Your Life
by Tony Antoniadis (8/4/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Nepotism
by Mark Budman (8/3/2004)

List: Sexual Euphemisms That Won’t Catch On
by Benjamin Kharakh (8/3/2004)

List: Featured Attractions at This Year’s Department of Homeland Security Pep Rally
by Audrey Ference (8/3/2004)

List: Sentences and Short Dialogues Incorporating Names of Countries in the Middle East
by Michael Degnan (8/3/2004)

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