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Open Letters: An Open Letter to Yuppie Mummies (or Yummies)
by Anna McKerrow (12/1/2003)

Eight Strategies for Modern Living
by Charles Ullmann (12/1/2003)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 2
by Various Letter Writers (11/28/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scored Only 12 “Fast Money” Points on Family Feud in the Mid-Seventies
by Mollie Wilson (11/25/2003)

Bazooka Joseph Speaks
by Ken Krimstein (11/25/2003)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Inner Meet Me” by The Beta Band
by P. Lisa R.H. Mayor (11/24/2003)

Dear Mother
by Steve Zimmers (11/24/2003)

List: Actual Entries from Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
by Josh Weintraub (11/21/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Lance Armstrong
by Sasha Bennett (11/21/2003)

Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged TOEFL Teacher
by Rob Curran (11/21/2003)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 1
by Various Letter Writers (11/20/2003)

Artisanal Cheeses to Make at Home
by Jenny Traig (11/20/2003)

Sestina: Anna Karenina (Or Like, Most of It)
by Jonah Winter (11/19/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Alcohol
by Mark Leidner (11/18/2003)

Inaugural Speeches from Our Action Heroes
by G. Xavier Robillard (11/18/2003)

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: Club Existential Dread
by Jonathan Ames (11/17/2003)

Daniel Radosh’s Media Moment: Collected Media Moments
by Daniel Radosh (11/16/2003)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 7: Scattered
by Roy Kesey (11/15/2003)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Centripetal Force
by Christina Roux (11/14/2003)

“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
by Michael Ian Black (11/14/2003)

Sestina: The Bell Telephone Hour Sestina
by David Lehman (11/13/2003)

List: Physical Theories as Women
by Simon DeDeo (11/12/2003)

List: Pillow Talk
by Hari Raghavan (11/12/2003)

List: People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”
by Evany Thomas (11/12/2003)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: On “Alison.”
by A.D. Hoover (11/10/2003)

Sestina: I Dreamed I Wrote This Sestina In My Maidenform Bra
by Denise Duhamel (11/7/2003)

List: Things You Should Not Substitute for Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream
by Jay Wexler (11/6/2003)

List: Why Love Is Blind
by Matthew Simmons (11/6/2003)

List: List of Organizations, People, and Anthropomorphic Endangered Species That, for Funds-Soliciting Purposes, Purchased My Closely Held New Mailing Address from the ACLU, Which I Recently Joined, Ironically, to Support Privacy Rights
by Nicolas Duquette (11/6/2003)

Early Bird Report Card
by Pasha Malla (11/6/2003)

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