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Sestina: Cowboys
by Sparrow (4/21/2004)

Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
by Brian Sack (4/20/2004)

Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives: Cases 31 & 32
by Jenny Traig and Peter McGrath (4/19/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to William Kristol, Richard Perle, and President Bush’s Other Neoconservative Puppetmasters
by John Warner (4/19/2004)

Correspondence from My Postal Plant Manager
by Judson Merrill (4/16/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: New Pitches for the 2004 Baseball Season
by Rick Paulas (4/15/2004)

List: Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?
by Eric Hamiter (4/14/2004)

List: Selections from the Nixon/Haldeman Conversations of a Somewhat Compromised Historical Significance
by Jane Laughlin and Shauna McKenna (4/14/2004)

List: Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
by Frank Bures (4/14/2004)

John Hughes, High School Guidance Counselor
by Christopher Pacetta (4/14/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Antique Carousel of the Picci Family: Florence, Italy
by Kevin Dolgin (4/13/2004)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 13: Snow
by Roy Kesey (4/13/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: I Thought
by Pia Z. Ehrhardt (4/13/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Listen to the Lyrics Or Ronald Reagan and James Lourenco: I’m Just Burning Doing the Neutron Dance
by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço (4/12/2004)

Selections from Condoleezza Rice’s Testimony Before the 9/11 Commission
by Austin Sidley (4/12/2004)

Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Seven
by Michelle Orange (4/9/2004)

Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Six
by Michelle Orange (4/8/2004)

List: More Actual Entries From Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
by Josh Weintraub (4/7/2004)

List: Twenty Miscellaneous Authors from My Dorm Bookshelf, with Corresponding Airport Codes
by David Andrew Shook (4/7/2004)

Twenty-Minute Stories: Ficcione
by Grant Bailie (4/7/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Hollywood Movie Machine
by Gary Legum (4/6/2004)

Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
by Jim Kehl (4/6/2004)

Sestina: Addressing the Muse
by Jennifer Chapis (4/6/2004)

The Philadelphia Flyers Have a Time Machine
by Dave Johnston (4/5/2004)

List: Bad Names for Undercover Police Officers
by Wendy Molyneux (4/4/2004)

List: Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
by Jim Ruland (4/4/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 14
by Various Letter Writers (4/3/2004)

List: Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
by Brian Sack (4/2/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to That Mother on the Sidelines of My Daughter’s Soccer Game
by Ron S. Clark (3/31/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Jonathan Richman, “Roadrunner.”
by Trevor Seigler (3/30/2004)

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