My Observational Comedy Bits That Continually Bomb In Comedy Clubs
by Dan Kennedy (3/1/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #1: Evolving, Evolved
by Charlie Hopper (3/1/2006)

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
by Oronte Churm (2/28/2006)

Foreword For The Yet Unwritten Book Leah Is A Delicate F*#%Ing Flower By An Emotionally Unstable Person With Rage Issues
by Susan Morton (2/28/2006)

Career Days
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (2/27/2006)

Sestina: How Duggan Knew
by Ravi Shankar (2/27/2006)

But I’d Really Have To Kill You
by Jeff Drake (2/24/2006)

List: Smart Sequels and Spinoffs That Failed With the 18-to-34-Year-Old Demographic
by Iva Marie Palmer (2/23/2006)

List: A Gay Cowboy’s Top 10 Movies of 2005
by Patrick T. Hewlett (2/23/2006)

List: Possible Titles for an Actual A&E Network Documentary on a Murder Case in Battle Creek, Michigan
by Andrew Milner (2/23/2006)

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 9: The Partial Revenge
by Graham Murphy (2/23/2006)

Resignation Letter Of A Ringtone Designer
by Holly Korbey (2/23/2006)

Brave New Language
by Jim Stallard (2/22/2006)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 26: Dust
by Roy Kesey (2/21/2006)

Six Breakfast Cereals Argue Why They Should Replace Cheerios As The Preferred Finger Food For Babies
by Kate Hahn (2/21/2006)

Sestina: Liner Notes for an Imaginary Playlist
by Terrance Hayes (2/20/2006)

The Five Most Dangerous Children’s Books Ever Written, According To Sean Hannity
by Brian Danilo (2/20/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Street Performers of Barcelona
by Kevin Dolgin (2/20/2006)

Alternative Answers To Some Of The Cornell Center For Materials Research’s “Ask A Scientist!” Student E Mails
by Blake Butler (2/17/2006)

List: Selected Entries From the Index to the Owner’s Handbook of the 2000 Saturn S-Series Sedan
by Matthew W. Grieco (2/16/2006)

List: Upcoming Jean-Claude Van Damme Film Titles That Show a Lack of Imagination on the Part of the Director and Screenwriters
by Trevor Seigler (2/16/2006)

List: Anticipated Sequels to the Children’s Book Everyone Poops
by Melanie Minzes (2/16/2006)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: An Offseason Flurry of Activity, Summarized
by Rick Paulas (2/15/2006)

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. X: On Chickens, Peas, Rib Eyes, and Dolls
by B.R. Cohen (2/14/2006)

Obsessive Compulsive Valentines
by Jenny Traig (2/14/2006)

Sestina: Jennifer Connelly Sestina
by Terence Winch (2/13/2006)

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity
by John Moe (2/13/2006)

List: Nonviolent Westerns
by Theodore Koutz (2/10/2006)

List: Hot New Color Trends for 2006
by Beth Edwards (2/10/2006)

List: Activities That Might Prove More Practical Than Cleaning My Gas Mask Once a Month as the Army Suggests
by John McRae (2/10/2006)

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