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Job Hunt: Day 27
by Jon Fitch (12/7/2004)

List: TV Catch Phrases That Weren’t
by Richard Long (12/7/2004)

List: Non-Recommended Questions for Your Five-Minute Speed Date
by Jim Stallard (12/6/2004)

What Happened to What You Gave Me
by Alysia Gray Painter (12/6/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 12
by Scott Douglas (12/6/2004)

List: New Slogans for America to Use to Sell Itself to the Islamic World
by Rob Bates (12/6/2004)

List: Things Arlen Specter Could Do in Order to Secure the Chairmanship of the Senate Judicial Committee (In Ascending Order of Effectiveness)
by Austin Sidley (12/6/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Submarine Sights of Copenhagen
by Kevin Dolgin (12/3/2004)

Cooking with Esther Bangs
by Will Layman (12/3/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Omaha Steaks
by Erik Bowie (12/3/2004)

Ghost Stories With Hidden Agendas: Curse of the Werewolf
by Karen Sneider (12/2/2004)

Develop Your Lateral Thinking
by Jim Stallard (12/1/2004)

List: Deflation/Inflation
by Michelle McKenzie (12/1/2004)

List: Mildly Upsetting Fortune-Cookie Messages
by Sloan Schang (12/1/2004)

On Being a Candidate to Take Over a Late-Night Network Talk Show
by Michael Ian Black (11/30/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Blue Flowers” by Dr. Octagon
by Zachary Smola (11/29/2004)

Condensed Letters to Penthouse Forum
by Dan Kennedy (11/29/2004)

Sestina: Plain Thoughts
by Vicki Weissman (11/29/2004)

Tales of Erotica: Chuck Norris and Me
by Brian Bieber (11/22/2004)

Virtual Sherpa®: Your Guide to the Right Career in the High-Tech Workplace of Tomorrow
by Chris Bachelder (11/19/2004)

List: 56 Uncommon Baby Names for Boys, Culled From the Index of Volume 3 of Master of the Senate, Robert Caro’s Biography of Lyndon Johnson
by Andrew Cohen (11/18/2004)

List: I Lack the Physical Ability to Be in the NFL but I More Than Make Up for It With My Innovation in the Area of Touchdown Celebrations
by Peter Haas (11/18/2004)

List: Words to Know When Listening to German Industrial Music
by Asa Pillsbury (11/18/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Election Day: Toulouse
by Kevin Dolgin (11/18/2004)

List: Signs Your Doctor May Be Coming On to You
by Wendy Molyneux (11/17/2004)

The Presidential Election in a World of Greco-Roman Morality
by Kevin Deenihan (11/16/2004)

Sestina: Go, You Redbirds
by June Mimson (11/16/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My 22-Year-Old Self
by Mike Jones (11/15/2004)

List: Why the Lone Ranger Gave Up His Cell Phone
by Greg Howard (11/12/2004)

List: Why Hollywood Hates the Metric System
by David Cristofano (11/12/2004)

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