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List: Most Common Recurring Dreams of the Cicada
by Tracy Moller (9/17/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 21
by Various Letter Writers (9/16/2004)

Stranger Danger: A Guide for Kids
by Wendy Molyneux (9/16/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Proper Selections for the Roster of a National League Baseball Team Consisting of Fictional Characters From Beatles Songs, Post – Rubber Soul
by Rick Paulas (9/16/2004)

List: Armed Band of Thugs or Minor Star Wars Character?
by David Dekrey (9/15/2004)

List: Golf Course Names That Sound Dirty
by Justin Baker (9/15/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Herman Miller
by Jennifer DiOrio (9/15/2004)

Sestina: Newborn Time
by Jennifer Michael Hecht (9/14/2004)

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 17: The Sidewalk
by Roy Kesey (9/14/2004)

Summer Vacation at Burning Man
by G. Xavier Robillard (9/14/2004)

This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I’d Like to Return It, Please
by Matthew Simmons (9/13/2004)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Haul Your Booze: An Interview with a Trucker
by Suzanne Yeagley (9/12/2004)

List: The Most Memorable Comments Actually Overheard During My Medical Training, Thus Far
by Noah Raizman (9/10/2004)

List: UNIX Application or Outlawed Paramilitary/Guerrilla Organization?
by Sara Cody (9/10/2004)

List: Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles
by Joe O'Neill (9/10/2004)

What Color Is Your Sippy Cup?
by J. Daniel Janzen (9/10/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Unemployment That Awaits Me
by Joe Lippeatt (9/10/2004)

Sestina: Cruising a Hungry World
by Scott Hightower (9/8/2004)

Microsoft Word’s 42-Sentence Autosummarization of the “Ask President Bush” Campaign Event on August 30 at Nashua High School North, in Nashua, New Hampshire
by Dan Weaver (9/8/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Nine Tips to Fantasy Baseball Playoff Victory
by Rick Paulas (9/4/2004)

List: Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears
by Dan Pride (9/3/2004)

List: Guided by Voices Song Titles That Could Double as Chapter Headings in Al Qaeda Training Manuals
by Paul Grellong (9/3/2004)

List: Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Could Be Slogans Shouted by Protesters During the Republican National Convention Speeches
by C. Mason Wells (9/3/2004)

Nightmare
by Sean Carman (9/2/2004)

List: Dave Matthews Band Lyrics That Take On New Meaning in Light of the Recent Brouhaha Surrounding One of Its Bus Drivers, Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the Excrement Tank off of a Chicago River Bridge and Onto the Deck of a Tour Boat
by Dan Bruno (9/1/2004)

List: Alternatives to the “LOVE HATE” Knuckle Tattoo in Order of Increasing Rarity
by Charlie Gschwend and Tony Fassu (9/1/2004)

List: Lines Not Used in Coors Light’s “Accomplishments” Advertising Campaign
by Kevin Cahillane (9/1/2004)

List: Very Wrong Ways to Eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
by Andrew McDonnell (9/1/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What’s New in My Reproductive Area
by Emily Weinstein (9/1/2004)

Saddam Hussein, Master of the Limerick
by Joe O'Neill (8/31/2004)

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