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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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May 28, 2021Firing Me for Calling the Police on a Black Man Minding His Business Is Racial Discrimination
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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May 27, 2021Enjoy Our Bedtime Tea, Which We Really Hope Is Enough
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May 27, 2021May the Telehealth Odds Be Ever in Your Favor
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May 27, 2021An Oral History of the Interstitial Ska Music on Friends
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary
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May 26, 2021Unsolicited Advice on How to Get Pregnant from Your Neighbor Jenna, Kath from Book Club, and Ancient Sumerian Fertility Deity, Ninkharsag
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May 26, 2021I, William Shakespeare, Also Went Through a Pandemic
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May 25, 2021It Was Not an Insurrection—It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to Two-for-One Taco Night at Chili’s
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”