Sestina: Sestina in Translation
by Paul Killebrew (8/30/2004)

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog
by John Moe (8/30/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Cable News Organizations
by Evan Thies (8/27/2004)

List: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
by Michael Ward (8/27/2004)

List: Horrible Movies Made Worse by an Infusion of Political Agenda
by David Cristofano (8/27/2004)

List: Horse Equipment or Dance From the ’60s?
by Brook Crawley (8/27/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Tales of the Heckle
by Rick Paulas (8/27/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Mickey Mouse and Marshal Zhukov: Manezh Square, Moscow
by Kevin Dolgin (8/26/2004)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 10: Librarian Confessions
by Scott Douglas (8/26/2004)

List: VH1’s Top 10 Songs of the Last 25 Years, Rearranged Into Eight Better Songs
by Chris Harvey (8/25/2004)

List: Hip-Hop Artist or Entry on U.S. Government Terrorist Watch List?
by Josh Michtom (8/25/2004)

Sestina: Antique Postcards
by Matthew Zapruder and Meredith Walters (8/24/2004)

List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Sherpas and Sherbet
by Michael Ward (8/23/2004)

List: Oft-Overlooked Benefits Enjoyed by Men with Female Names
by Matt Stewart (8/23/2004)

List: Logging Terms You Wouldn’t Want to Use at a Debutante Ball
by Eric Maierson (8/23/2004)

List: Things Which Smell Good, But Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents
by Ebony Adams and Julie deGroot (8/23/2004)

The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security
by Ryan Boudinot (8/23/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Bathtub Gin” by Phish
by B.R. Cohen (8/19/2004)

List: The New Superstitions: M&M Colors and the Conditions They Cause
by Jim Connelly (8/17/2004)

List: Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)
by Cheryl Bowles (8/17/2004)

List: New Names for Previously Recalled Pharmaceuticals Being Remarketed to Take Advantage of Their Side Effects
by Chris Steck (8/17/2004)

Monologue: Meat Loaf: On Commitment to Varsity Cheerleaders
by Kevin O. Cuinn (8/17/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 20
by Various Letter Writers (8/16/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
by Zachary N. Howard (8/16/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Trade-Deadline Winners and Losers
by Rick Paulas (8/14/2004)

List: Selected Intriguing Names of Actual Federal Legislation: The A’s
by Greg Koehler (8/13/2004)

List: Whitney Houston Song Titles With “Love” Replaced by “Drug(s).”
by Kevin C. Smith (8/13/2004)

List: Classic Movie Lines That, Without Proper Editing, Would Not Have Been So Classic
by David Cristofano (8/13/2004)

List: Alien vs. Predator
by Christopher Monks (8/13/2004)

Sestina: Playing with Dolls
by David Trinidad (8/13/2004)

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