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Notes on Craft: Some Instructions for Readers and Writers of American Fiction: An Interview with Robert Coover
by Gabe Hudson (6/22/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Adding A Zombie To Your Fantasy Baseball Team
by Rick Paulas (6/20/2004)

List: What the Stock Pages Would Look Like if Businesses Chose Ticker Abbreviations the Way Bar Patrons Choose Initials for Arcade-Game High-Score Lists
by B.M. Lilley (6/18/2004)

List: Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?
by John McRae (6/18/2004)

List: Words That at First Glance Appear to be The Names of Warring Populations in Bad Science-Fiction Novels, but are Actually Strange Marsupials
by Carrie Cizauskas (6/18/2004)

Enriched Uranium: What Every Parent Should Know
by Chris Bachelder (6/18/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: In Search of Frank Zappa: Vilnius, Lithuania
by Kevin Dolgin (6/17/2004)

How to Tell People That You Are a Billionaire Without Sounding Obnoxious
by Wendy Molyneux (6/17/2004)

Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Ten
by Michelle Orange (6/17/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My First Five Girlfriends
by Emlyn Lewis (6/16/2004)

How I Fall Asleep
by Van Choojitarom (6/14/2004)

List: Russian Bolshevik Slogan or Prince Incarnation?
by David Chambers (6/11/2004)

List: Judy Blume’s Lesser-Known Philosophy Texts
by Sam Thielman (6/11/2004)

How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars
by Eric Silver (6/11/2004)

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: James Taylor Issues an Update on “The Friendship Ring.”
by John Moe (6/10/2004)

Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York
by Dan Kennedy (6/6/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Mailbag Two
by Rick Paulas (6/6/2004)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Saran Wrap
by Rob Curran (6/4/2004)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Don’t Give Up” by Peter Gabriel with Kate Bush
by Kevin O. Cuinn (6/4/2004)

Community College Buddha Master
by Mike Sacks (6/4/2004)

The Fallguy’s Faith
by Robert Coover (6/3/2004)

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 8
by Dan Kennedy (6/2/2004)

List: List of Soothing Musical Terms or Potentially Deadly Biological Weapons
by Jason McGregor (6/2/2004)

List: Punch Lines Suggested by Ashton Kutcher for Punk’d that Were Rejected Due to Their Archaic Nature
by Afsheen Family (6/2/2004)

List: Dialects of the Common Bumblebee
by Michelle Orange (6/2/2004)

Gabe Hudson’s Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 17
by Various Letter Writers (6/1/2004)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Basel Rathaus
by Kevin Dolgin (6/1/2004)

Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
by Kevin M. Hyde (6/1/2004)

A Week on the Set with the Wal-Mart Smiley
by Jason Roeder (5/28/2004)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: A Walk through the Park: The Fields of Major League Baseball (Part 2)
by Rick Paulas (5/28/2004)

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