The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style
by Ken Krimstein (6/13/2006)

Sestina: Encountering Plague, the Virgin, and Saint Sebastian
by Stephen Gibson (6/13/2006)

Out Of Office Autoreply
by Jim Stallard (6/12/2006)

Monologue: An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
by Emma Rowley (6/12/2006)

Still Kicking: The Very Authorized Biography Of Steven Seagal , Volume Ii, Pgs. 567–568
by Jared Bloom (6/9/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Softening the Saddle While Hardening the Earth
by Dr. Lawyer Indianchief (6/8/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Air Conditioning
by Brian Beatty (6/7/2006)

Commencement Speech, Whitney Houston, East Southern University, June 9, 2006
by Jen Michalski (6/7/2006)

List: If Anchorage, Alaska, Had Been Named by Someone Less Upbeat About Life at Sea
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (6/7/2006)

List: Apparent Passions of My Upstairs Neighbors
by Glenn Lingle (6/7/2006)

List: Oscar Picks for Best Actor, 2025
by Haden Polseno-Hensley (6/7/2006)

Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases
by Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead (6/6/2006)

Sestina: Hitler Sestina
by Peter Davis (6/6/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Nesting Habits of Roman Cars
by Kevin Dolgin (6/6/2006)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: How to Heckle My Fantasy Baseball Team
by Rick Paulas (6/5/2006)

Investment Advice For My Son
by Matt Judd (6/5/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Weschler’s Second Interlude
by Lawrence Weschler (6/3/2006)

Existential Pleas And Resignations Mad Libs
by Ed Murray (6/2/2006)

Monologue: Alligators Are the New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Shark
by Eric Edwards (6/2/2006)

Dateline: To Catch a Predator: Humbert Humbert
by Jeff Barnosky (6/1/2006)

List: Roller-Derby Pseudonyms for Literature Majors
by J. Steven Davis and Katherine J. Hannon (6/1/2006)

List: What People Were Saying About Me at the Party I Had to Miss Because I Was on a Flight Home From Chicago
by Shauna McKenna (6/1/2006)

List: Comeback T-Shirts for “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts
by Marc Tyler Nobleman (6/1/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Oh Brother
by Brian Beatty (5/31/2006)

The Manoni Brothers Have Sent You An E Threat!
by M. Sweeney Lawless (5/30/2006)

Sestina: Sestina With Clementines, Beer, and Guitar
by Christopher Louvet (5/30/2006)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: My Ankles Are Pink and I Don’t Care: An Interview With Harrison Behl
by Suzanne Yeagley (5/28/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Boiled Duck Embryos: Manila
by Kevin Dolgin (5/27/2006)

Spam Finally Taps Into Male Desires
by Eric Silver (5/26/2006)

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 10: On Repose
by Oronte Churm (5/26/2006)

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