McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Authors

A., Genevieve

A.M., Mridula

Aarons, Wendi

Abascal, Lina

Abatsis, Elisa

Abbaskoor, Yasmine

Abbate, Jeremy

Abbott, Ryan

Abbott, Sabrina

Abdurraqib, Hanif

Abernathy, Tanner

Abraham, Josh

Abraham, Stephanie

Abrahams, Kyria

Abram, Carolyn

Abrams, David

Abrams, Leah

Abromowitz, Dan

Abruzzo, Forest

Abyzov, Ilya

Aceves, Paula

Acker, Ben

Acus, Linda

Adams Smith, James

Adams, Austin

Adams, Chuck

Adams, Ebony

Adams, Hollie

Adams, Ian

Adams, Jason

Adams, Josie

Adams, Lindsey

Adams, Sean

Adams, Tyler

Adcock, Siobhan

Addy, Darren

Adedeji, Ope

Adelman, Jesse

Adelmann, Maria

Adkins, Tominda

Adnot Haynes, Becky

Adomian, James

Adoyzie, Amy

Adrian, Chris

Afshar, Sara

Agler, Brian

Agresti, Aimee

Aguilar, Joe

Ahmed, Zubair

Ahuja, Amisha

Aicha, R.

Aigean, Eleanor

Aitch, G.C.

Akbar, Kaveh

Akbari, Maryam

Albers, Jeff

Albert, Melissa

Alberts, Jeff

Alde, Jaylee

Aldin, Lisa

Aldridge, David

Aldridge, Marin

Aleck, Steven

Alejandra Garayalde, Victoria

Alex Boyd, J.

Alex Gray, Paul

Alexander, Jeff

Alexander, Matt

Alexandre Fortin, Mark

Alexie, Sherman

Alford, Henry

Ali Khan, Aliza

Ali Youssef, Nour

Ali, Aaesha A.

Ali, Wajahat

Allan, Henry

Allan, Kasadee

Allemang, Sam

Allen Fox, Kate

Allen-Ebrahimian, Bethany

Allen, David

Allen, Heather

Allen, Jamie

Allen, Jenny

Allen, Jessica

Allen, Jonathan

Allen, Joshua

Allen, Kara

Allen, Richard D.

Alletag, Mark

Allgood, Evan

Allison, Shane

Allocco, Kristen

Almeter, Gary M.

Almond, Steve

Alpert, Benjamin

Als, Hilton

Alsis, Christian

Alsup, Ashley

Alter, Cathy

Alter, Torin

Alterman, Liz

Altschul, Andrew F.

Altshuler, Evan

Alunni, Lorenzo

Alvarez, Aldo

Alvis Walker, Marcie

Amadio, Abbie

AMANI

Ambrosino, Brandon

Amelia Snelling, Kelsey

Amer, Ahmed

Ames, Greg

Ames, Jonathan

Amidi, Omid

Amira, Dan

Amos, Holly

Amram, Megan

Amundsen, Mark

Anaya Mortensen, Christina

Anders, Charlie

Anders, Molly

Anders, Sarah

Andersen, Phil

Anderson, Arabella

Anderson, Dave

Anderson, David

Anderson, Drew

Anderson, Erik

Anderson, Jedidiah

Anderson, Kate

Anderson, Maria

Anderson, Mark

Anderson, Rebecca

Anderson, Susan

Anderson, Vance

Andor Brodeur, Michael

Andreini, John

Andreu, Pablo

Andrew and Edward Kirkpatrick

Andrew dePasquale

Andrew Dubinsky, Max

Andrew Shook, David

Andrew Stoler, David

Andrew, Joseph

Androsky, Josh

Angelino, Kristine

Ann Ayotte, L.

Ann Bailey, Cornelia

Ann Barfield, Mary

Ann Entenman, Elizabeth

Ann Lang, Lou

Ann Pulley, Natanya

Anne Marie C. Befoune

Anne Roy, Kari

Annett, Janine

Anonymous

Anonymous MIT Laboratory Door Watcher

Anthony Johnston, Bret

Anthony, Sheila

Antoinetti, Michael

Antoniadis, Tony

Anzelone, Peter

Aparicio, Mike

Apfel, Lauren

Aplaca, Jacob

Appel Olsen, Frederik

Appel, Johnathan

Apple, Sam

Appleby, Olivia

Applegate, Aaron

Applegate, Carrie

Appleseed, J.K.

Appleton, Tiffany

Apps, Philip

Aquilina, Susie

Aran, Edson

Arant, Elizabeth

Arbes, Ross

Archer, Kate

Arcury, Liz

Arden, Caroline

Arden, Michael

Ardoin, Jake

Arenas, Michelle

Arenson, Jourdan

Argondezzi, Talia

Argyle, Lisa

Ari, Daniel

Arizona, Daniel

Armstrong, Bobbie

Armstrong, Michael

Armstrong, Vanessa

Arnett, Kristen

Arnold, Amanda

Arnold, Chloe

Arnold, Matt

Arnot, Brian

Arnott, Janice

Arnott, Jessica

Arnzen, Michael

Aron, Emily

Aronowitz, Louie

Aronson, Barton

Arthur, D.

Arthur, Dymir

Asbury, Nick

Ash, Dave

Ashby, Tristan

Asher, Ann

Askari, Brent

Aslan, Reza

Assar, Vijith

Assefa, Ruth

Assimilated Negro, The

Aswell, Sarah

Attell, Ella

Atwell, Kat

Auerbach, Erin

Augustinus, Norm

Auld, Eric K.

Aulenback, Stephany

Aultman-Moore, Joe

Auping, Jonny

Austin, Blayr

Austin, Tyler

Avery Smith, Justin

Avouris, A.H.

Awad, Mona

Awake, Mikael

Axford, Emily

Axler, Rachel

Ayers, Erin

Ayers, Michael D.

Ayers, Zach

Ayotte, Lori

Azevedo, Martin

Azhdam, Rebecca

Azoulay, Shay K.