Hover-Over-Public-Toilet-Seat Squats: 3 sets of 10

Wash-Hands-Vigorously Bicep Curls: 2 sets of 12

Stay-Planted-Without-Sliding-Into-Neighbor-On-Subway-Seat Lunges: 3 sets of 10

Fist-Bump-Instead-Of-Handshake Push Ups: 2 sets of 12

Reach-The-Most-Remote-Bottle-Of-Purell-At-CVS Calf Raises: 3 sets of 10

Cough-Up-Food-With-Unidentified-Origins Crunches: 2 sets of 30

Trust-Me-On-This-One Kegels: 4 sets of 15