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All posts tagged
exercise
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September 11, 2019List: Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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March 5, 2019List: 10 Guaranteed Ways to Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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October 24, 2018Monologue: I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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May 15, 2018Philip Marlowe, Zumba Leader
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March 7, 2018Welcome to Newscycle: The World’s Most Exhausting Cycling Workout
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September 21, 2017List: 5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing
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April 5, 2017List: Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
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June 10, 2016List: Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren