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All posts tagged
exercise
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
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December 3, 2019Last Christmas, My Husband Gave Me the Machine from Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” and I Didn’t Realize How Much It Would Change Me
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September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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March 5, 201910 Guaranteed Ways to Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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October 24, 2018I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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May 15, 2018Philip Marlowe, Zumba Leader
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March 7, 2018Welcome to Newscycle: The World’s Most Exhausting Cycling Workout
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director