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exercise
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October 24, 2018Monologue: I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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May 15, 2018Philip Marlowe, Zumba Leader
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March 7, 2018Welcome to Newscycle: The World’s Most Exhausting Cycling Workout
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September 21, 2017List: 5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing
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April 5, 2017List: Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
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June 10, 2016List: Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
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September 16, 2015Monologue: Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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July 15, 2015List: Other Bods
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June 30, 2015List: 21 Days to a Dadbod
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September 24, 2014List: Fitbit Results Throughout History
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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November 12, 2018Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses
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November 12, 2018List: What Your Third-Favorite Starbucks Drink Syrup Says About Your Dog’s Dandruff Shampoo
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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November 12, 2018Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Apple Cider Donuts and Market Pantry Sugar-Free Grape Drink Mix