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exercise
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August 27, 2020Is This How Running Is Supposed to Feel?
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July 14, 2020It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
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December 3, 2019Last Christmas, My Husband Gave Me the Machine from Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” and I Didn’t Realize How Much It Would Change Me
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September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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March 5, 201910 Guaranteed Ways to Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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