McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
exercise
-
October 24, 2018Monologue: I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
-
May 15, 2018Philip Marlowe, Zumba Leader
-
March 7, 2018Welcome to Newscycle: The World’s Most Exhausting Cycling Workout
-
September 21, 2017List: 5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing
-
April 5, 2017List: Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
-
June 10, 2016List: Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
-
September 16, 2015Monologue: Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
-
July 15, 2015List: Other Bods
-
June 30, 2015List: 21 Days to a Dadbod
-
September 24, 2014List: Fitbit Results Throughout History
Trending 🔥
-
January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
-
January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
-
January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
-
December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
Recently
-
January 17, 2019I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am
-
January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
-
January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
-
January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career