McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
exercise
-
February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
-
January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
-
January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
-
December 3, 2019Last Christmas, My Husband Gave Me the Machine from Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” and I Didn’t Realize How Much It Would Change Me
-
September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
-
March 5, 201910 Guaranteed Ways to Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back
-
February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
-
January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
-
October 24, 2018I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
-
May 15, 2018Philip Marlowe, Zumba Leader
Trending 🔥
-
April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
-
June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
-
June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
-
June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
Recently
-
July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
-
July 10, 2020We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice
-
July 10, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
July 10, 2020
The Instinct to Help