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    Notes for the Director of My Kickass Workout Video
    by Chas Gillespie
  • March 26, 2014
    The Single Woman’s Guide to Training for a Half-Marathon
    by Melanie Schultz
  • July 2, 2013
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    by Emma Froggatt
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    About the Rough Mud Run
    by Sean Adams
  • May 24, 2013
    An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
    by C. Evelyn
  • May 15, 2013
    The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
    by Pete Reynolds
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