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All posts tagged
exercise
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July 9, 2014Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives
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July 3, 2014Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
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May 19, 2014Notes for the Director of My Kickass Workout Video
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March 26, 2014The Single Woman’s Guide to Training for a Half-Marathon
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July 2, 2013An Open Letter to #fitgirls
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June 19, 2013About the Rough Mud Run
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May 24, 2013An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
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May 15, 2013The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
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April 15, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
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April 8, 2013Please, For the Love Of God, Stop Doing My Exercise Program
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