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All posts tagged
exercise
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April 15, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
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April 8, 2013Please, For the Love Of God, Stop Doing My Exercise Program
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December 7, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Make Mine a Skinny
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June 22, 2012An Open Letter to My Fitness Counselor Regarding My Lack of Response to Her Recent Inquiries
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February 10, 2012An Open Letter to the Fastest Jogger at the Park
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July 14, 2011Advanced Yoga Positions for African-American Beginners
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August 6, 2010Modern Yoga Poses
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May 6, 2010Exercise Fad: Kid Crossfit
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April 16, 2010An Open Letter to the Substitute Yoga Teacher Who Won’t Stop With the Imagery
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April 1, 2010Diet & Fitness Books of the Bible
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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