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exercise
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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October 24, 2018I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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May 15, 2018Philip Marlowe, Zumba Leader
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March 7, 2018Welcome to Newscycle: The World’s Most Exhausting Cycling Workout
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September 21, 20175 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing
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April 5, 2017Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
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June 10, 2016Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
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September 16, 2015Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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July 15, 2015Other Bods
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June 30, 201521 Days to a Dadbod
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