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All posts tagged
exercise
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March 18, 2010A Germaphobe’s Exercise Plan
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March 3, 2010Your Spinning Class Instructor Takes the Tension Brake Literally
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November 9, 2009An Open Letter to the Guy at My Gym Who Screams When He Lifts Weights
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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May 14, 2009Yoga Proverbs
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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June 27, 2008The Middle East Peace Process, as Moderated by My Spin Instructor
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August 24, 2005Your New Personal Trainer
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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March 8, 2004An Open Letter to My Personal Trainer
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