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  • June 10, 2009
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  • May 14, 2009
    Yoga Proverbs
    by Crystal Schachter
  • November 14, 2008
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  • June 27, 2008
    The Middle East Peace Process, as Moderated by My Spin Instructor
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  • August 24, 2005
    Your New Personal Trainer
    by Jason Roeder
  • November 3, 2004
    An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
    by J. Mohan
  • March 8, 2004
    An Open Letter to My Personal Trainer
    by Ted Everson
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