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MONDAY
Today’s Weather
Warm
Sunny
Johannes Gutenberg

TUESDAY
Today’s Weather
Cool
Breezy
Shari Lewis

WEDNESDAY
Today’s Weather
Cold
Rainy
Rasputin

THURSDAY
Today’s Weather
Showers
Fog
The Rat Pack

FRIDAY
Today’s Weather
Clear
Mild
Liberace

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