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All posts tagged
weather
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June 20, 2024Concerning Local News Weather Team Promos
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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March 9, 2023An Open Letter to the Month of March
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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March 20, 2018A Generic First Day of Spring/ Summer/ Autumn/ Winter Conversation
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March 9, 2018Do Eggs Belong On a Burger? That’s Something People Would Be Interested in Reading About, Right?
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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July 11, 2017Important Political Weather Report: Unprecedented Liberal Smugness Warning
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June 8, 2017ALERT: There is a Severe Tweetstorm Warning for Your Area
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian