Welcome to your seven-day free trial of Adobe Acrobat Pro. Did you know that you can now e-sign documents from anywhere? Just fill out a form and e-sign it from any device. It’s that easy. We can’t wait for you to try it out. Get ready to e-sign!
Hey there. We see that you haven’t e-signed yet. It’s really fun, we promise. It doesn’t have to be anything important. You can start by practicing your signature just like you used to practice writing “Mrs. Jonathan Taylor Thomas” on your middle school binder. But this is even more fun because it’s electronic, and you can literally do it from anywhere.
So, we’ve noticed it’s been a few hours since you started our free trial, and you still haven’t e-signed anything. Are you afraid of commitment? Don’t worry, we get it; that’s why we offer the seven-day trial. It’s not like we’re asking you to e-sign a marriage license, but you totally could, and maybe one day you’ll get to. By the way, we hear JTT is single again. Now go ahead, e-sign something.
Did we just happen to see a W9 land in your inbox three seconds ago? Obviously, you don’t need to print it and sign it physically; that’s for suckers who don’t have Adobe Acrobat Pro. Go ahead, e-sign that W9. You’ll get hooked, we guarantee it. Just do it. Do it now.
Seriously. We want to watch you do it.
Kidding! Of course, we can’t see you. Did we mention that you can e-sign from anywhere? For example, if you happen to be at a friend’s house for dinner right now wearing a blue shirt, you can e-sign your W9 between the main course and dessert. No one will even notice. Except us.
Hey. So, it’s been like twenty-four hours, and you still haven’t e-signed anything. Seems like you forgot that you have this awesome new feature in your Adobe Acrobat Pro, and you can e-sign documents. There are so many things you can e-sign. You can e-sign a contract. You can e-sign an acknowledgment. You can e-sign a transfer of funds. Heck, you can even e-sign your divorce papers, if you ever get married, that is.
Did you know that with Adobe Acrobat Pro you can e-sign from anywhere?
We just realized that we might be being insensitive. Have you not been e-signing documents because you have no hands? Did you lose your hands suddenly in a horrible accident sometime between now and when you signed up for the seven-day free trial one day ago? We are so sorry if that’s the case. But don’t worry; you can still e-sign with your foot. Just like in the acclaimed 1989 film My Left Foot starring Daniel Day-Lewis. Now get cracking on e-signing your disability insurance claim with your toes.
We are getting very concerned. It’s been thirty-six hours, and you still haven’t e-signed any documents. Are you not receiving our marketing emails? How can anyone resist e-signing for this long? The only reasonable explanation is that you’re dead.
But if you are not dead yet, you can e-sign your will and testament. Don’t forget to assign your Adobe Pro license to your next of kin; you wouldn’t want them to miss out on signing electronically. Do include their email so they also receive all our helpful tips.
So, we’ve concluded that you must be dead since you registered for the seven-day free trial of Adobe Acrobat Pro forty-eight hours ago and still have not e-signed one single document. But hey, your decomposing corpse should still have feet, so why don’t you give it a go and kick your way out of the coffin and e-sign something? We’re charging your credit card anyway.
Did we mention that you can e-sign from anywhere?