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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 10, 2021I’m Not Some Sort of Law Expert, I’m Just a Simple Lawyer Representing the Former President in an Impeachment Trial
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February 9, 2021Another Beloved Show Goes Off the Rails: The Disturbing Seasons 13-18 of Your Child’s Life
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February 9, 2021Utilitarian Expository Comments Added to Films So Your Overly Analytical Father-in-Law Will Shut the Hell Up While the Movie’s Playing
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February 9, 2021McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Courtney Zoffness, Author of Spilt Milk
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February 9, 2021Forget Baby Hitler, I’m Traveling Back in Time to Kill My 18-Year-Old Self Before I Sign Up for Student Loans
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February 8, 2021Neighborhood Watch Alert: Sad-Songed Teen with New Driver’s License in Unfamiliar Vehicle
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February 8, 2021Twelve Writing Prompts to Help You Finally Quit Writing
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February 8, 2021Welcome to Your New Ham Sandwich. Please Log in to Continue
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February 5, 2021Classic Defenses of Classic Literature
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February 5, 2021It’s Me, Your Anti-Vaxxer Facebook Friend, and I Believe Emily in Paris Deserves a Golden Globe
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February 5, 2021White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki Patiently Circles Back