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February 1, 2024Situations Where My Particular Set of Skills Would Come in Handy
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January 31, 2024CVS Here, Reminding You That Your Rx Is Ready and Our Ass Is on the Line
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January 31, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Married a Millionaire
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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January 30, 2024A Message to Guests Attending the Party Held in an Exotic Locale at My Luxurious Palatial Estate That Is Often the Setting for Espionage
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January 30, 2024Hi, Mr. W. B. Yeats, This Is Ciaran from IT
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January 29, 2024The Real Baby-Sitters Club of Stoneybrook
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January 29, 2024Been There, Smelled That: Seeking Sweetness in Belize
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January 29, 2024I’m a YouTube Child Star, and I’m Probably Going to End Up President or Something
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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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January 26, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Checking In
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis