Experimental jazz brunch

Off-brand hummus

Your mom discovered emojis

Office kitchen small talk while you’re waiting for the microwave, and then you have to defend your chicken parm Lean Cuisine to the smug vegan from engineering

Wet kissing

Wet children

Wet cheese

An elevator ride with three improv comedians

Untimely nether itches

Attending a casual get-together at your cousin’s apartment and, surprise, it’s a Jamberry party

New Hampshire