Jokes by Brian Beatty: Bye, Bi - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

My girlfriend was bi-curious until she found out it had nothing to do with speaking a second language.

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Suggested Reads

April 13, 2001

Christ Goes to Happy Hour

by Duane Swierczynski
October 29, 2009

Terrible Poetry Jokes

by Peter LaVelle
March 18, 1999

Say it Ain’t So, Joe(y): The Takedown

by Matt Sullivan
January 22, 2025

After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes

by Sanya Arora, Jackson Darke, Jacob Gonsky, Eva Lapiere, Yerin Lee, Emmet Lippitz, Jack Lyons, Mimi McCrea, Quinn McDonough, Henry Ramsey, Roya Smith, Madelyn Starr, Cailan Band, Malia Chen, and Kaden Uddin

Trending 🔥

April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

Recently

May 1, 2025

Short Conversations with Poets: Derek Mong

by Jesse Nathan
May 1, 2025

Open Letter to the Guy with “Dad” in His LinkedIn Headline

by Lauren Ahmed
April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie