Chapter Titles From My Creationist Textbook

I Wear Blue, Disposable Paper Surgical Gowns, Double Rubber Gloves, and a Face Mask Attached to a Battery Operated Backpack Respirator. Part Two

Several Mutations Thwarted by Natural Selection

God’s To-Do List, Week Two

Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest

Advice from Your Conservative Neighbor on How You, a Liberal, Can Hang an American Flag Without Looking Like a Trumper

Skyrizi Has Feelings Too

Don’t Be Ridiculous, “Alligator Alcatraz” Is Not Another Example of History Repeating Itself

How to Have a Hot Commie Summer