Typhoon from Cameroon
Squall from Nepal
Hurricane from Alsace-Lorraine
Naked Breeze from the Hebrides
Tight Pants from Central France
Dancing Queens from the Philippines
Très Sleek from Mozambique
Hung Males from Northeast Wales
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Typhoon from Cameroon
Squall from Nepal
Hurricane from Alsace-Lorraine
Naked Breeze from the Hebrides
Tight Pants from Central France
Dancing Queens from the Philippines
Très Sleek from Mozambique
Hung Males from Northeast Wales