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October 8, 2004

Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be the Featured All-Male Revue at Las Vegas’s Excalibur Casino

by Nancy Callahan

Typhoon from Cameroon

Squall from Nepal

Hurricane from Alsace-Lorraine

Naked Breeze from the Hebrides

Tight Pants from Central France

Dancing Queens from the Philippines

Très Sleek from Mozambique

Hung Males from Northeast Wales

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