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October 8, 2004

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Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be the Featured All-Male Revue at Las Vegas’s Excalibur Casino

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Squall from Nepal

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Naked Breeze from the Hebrides

Tight Pants from Central France

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Très Sleek from Mozambique

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