Dalia
If you were a stripper and you had just had a fight with your boyfriend, Dalia might say, “Aw, honey, c’mere.”

Michelle
Michelle would let you borrow her lotion and when you said, “Thanks, I’ll give it right back,” she’d say, “Don’t even worry about it.”

Alicia
Alicia might say, “Watch out for that guy out there in the red tie. I’m serious.”

Gabby
If you were upset, Gabby might say, “Hey, listen, you don’t have to put up with any of that bullshit. Seriously.”

Tanya
Tanya would help you maneuver the curling iron in some hard-to-reach places at the back of your head. Tanya is a total sweetheart.

Gertie
Gertie is not a stripper. For this to work it must be realistic.